Handless Kid's Christmas

  • What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

    Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, bud. The joke is funny because it's dark. The kid doesn't have hands, but someone gave him gloves as a present anyway. But, of course, he can't open the gift, which means he is still handless. It's funny 'cause it's sad, and you're not smart enough to get it. You're probably the kinda guy who puts ketchup on a well-done steak.

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