Kid jokes
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.