Pipe jokes
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
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What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, โI want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.โ
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. โMein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?โ
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. โYou see, no one cares about the Jews.โ
Memes
Flappy Bird in 2001
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Bob the builder.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. ๐คก๐คก
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Three men are working on a building site.
Every day, they sit down to eat their lunch together at the top of the building.
The first man opens his lunchbox to reveal a ham sandwich.
"By god," the man exclaims, "I hate ham sandwiches. Iโve been working in construction for twenty years, and every day, despite me telling her how much I despise it, my wife gives me a ham sandwich. If I get a ham sandwich in my lunch again, I will throw myself off the top of this building and kill myself."
The second man opens his lunchbox, revealing a cheese sandwich.
"Holy crow, another cheese sandwich! I hate these things, I tell you. Every day, I tell my wife how much I despise cheese sandwiches, but I still get them in my lunch. Iโm with you buddyโif I ever get a cheese sandwich in my lunch again, Iโm killing myself."
The third man, having opened his lunchbox, now pipes in.
"I donโt believe itโanother tuna sandwich! If I had a penny for every time Iโve told my wife how much I hate these, I wouldnโt have to work on this sordid site no more! Iโm sick of itโcount me in, if I get a tuna sandwich in my lunchbox again, Iโm killing myself."
The next day, the three men regroup at the top of the building and open their lunchboxes: the first man โ a ham sandwich, the second โ a cheese sandwich, the third โ a tuna sandwich.
The three men exchange solemn looks before jumping in unison from the height of the building.
At the funeral for the three men, their grieving wives turn to each other.
"If only Iโd known how much he didnโt like ham sandwiches," says the first manโs wife, "I always thought he was being ironic!"
"And if only Iโd known how much he didnโt like cheese sandwiches," says the second manโs wife, "I always thought he was being sarcastic!"
"And if only Iโd known how much he didnโt like tuna sandwiches," says the third manโs wife, "but I donโt know what good it would have doneโthe fool made his own lunch!"
Joke.
Whatโs the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didnโt beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Community
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THE PLAN:
Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."
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Hello @anonymous i see that you're a sped white folk , go back to your barn and smoke ur pipe and go back to your sped classes. - sincerely @imwithstupid