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What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
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What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman ? You fix both with a coat hanger.
Bob the biler
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
Man: Yelling at mailman.. realizes hes opening the mailbox. Mailman: theres a pipe bomb in your mailbox...
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a jew and jew walk in bar goy say what u want jew say give it alcohol jew say my son run away and become christian another jew pipe in he say my son too bar tender turn around he say “u not gonna believe this...”
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
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What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus .burnt himself on the exzorst pipe
