The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
