I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
My mom told me to help her with the laser but it was opposite day so I pushed her down. She said help so I kick her
how do you end arguement with an emo, kick the chair
i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage
my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother
why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker
cause he was a cheetah
I kicked into someone Ball.Now i got a red Card
i kicked my leg into my dads balls in 1999
me: *gets down on one knee*
girlfriend: omg, it's finally happening
me: *falls over*
girlfriend: the poison is kicking in
i kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair and now were playing rocket league
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
Jesus saved me from eternal fate. But I didn't want to get saved I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
whats the same about a newborn and a football? you can kick them both very easily.
How do you circumsice a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
i kicked the shit out of little johnny
