Kick jokes
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw