Kick

Kick jokes

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?

You'll get jur ass kicked.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

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  • My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.