Emo kids are so good at kicking football I hear they have good hang time
Why did the chicken cross the road why? because the wanted to kick someone in the family
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Bob y r u kicking the kids What it's not like they have a home to go to
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
