Justice jokes
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Justice for all!
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.