Justice jokes
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Racism.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].