Justice jokes
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.