A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldnβt see the road to heaven.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
Why canβt orphans be criminals?
Because theyβre unwanted.π€£π’
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: ππππ
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A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
BLM.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
