Justice jokes
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Memes
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
Justice for all!
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.