I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldnโt see the road to heaven.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
Why canโt orphans be criminals?
Because theyโre unwanted.๐คฃ๐ข
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: ๐๐๐๐
God: ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Justice for all!
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
