Justice jokes

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

A blind guy shot up a town.

I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢

God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.

Hitler: 👌👌👌👌

God: 😩😩😩😩

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

What's black and white and red all over?

A police brutality case.

I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

Women deserve rights and lefts.

What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

Justice for all!

What do you call a child version of Batman?

The Raped Crusader.

"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.