Justice jokes
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.