Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
