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women deserve rights and lefts
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..
BLM
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
why did the topless woman shout 'stop raping us'?
because she was uneducated
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
justice for all
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately he lost his case.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied
Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Karma is like rape. What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
And Mary said God had given her a child. So Joseph went and joined 'Fathers For Justice'.
