women deserve rights and lefts
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..
BLM
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
why did the topless woman shout 'stop raping us'?
because she was uneducated
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
justice for all
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied
Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"
bin laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 #justice
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
