Justice jokes
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
Justice for all!
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.