Justice

Justice jokes

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Death Penalty

  • I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!

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  • Office

  • A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.

    A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"

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    Rape

  • The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

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    Woman

  • Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

    "Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

    I suppose that was a fair compromise!

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  • Wife

  • "I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

    "Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

    "No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."

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    Cop

  • I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

    I got the joke from my brother.

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    Cop

  • How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.

    Rape

  • If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

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  • Woman

  • The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.

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