Justice jokes
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
BLM.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Memes
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.