BLM.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
