Justice jokes
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?