Justice

Justice jokes

Wheelchair

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

Flash

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Arrest

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

Karma

Karma is like rape.

What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

Memes

Evidence

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

Arrest

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

Boyfriend

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

Gun

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

Rape

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:

"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"

The girl, showing her arm:

"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"

Cop

What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

Man

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”