Justice jokes
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?