Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Racism.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
