And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Racism.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
Why did the orphan go to jail because he could finally have a home
Orphan- I want to be like batman Orphan worker- You are already like him hunny
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head
My teacher is a rapist.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
