Justice jokes
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Memes
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."