Justice jokes
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
How do you get away with rape?
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
What is Wonder Woman's weakness?
Accountability for her actions.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?