Justice jokes
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, itβs a whole sentence.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
Justice for all!
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.