Justice jokes
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Racism.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.