Justice

Justice Jokes

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"

have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- he robbed children of their innocence

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

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God:who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven Hitler:πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ God:😩😩😩😩

In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well I have! I was wrongfully accused of larsiny yesterday, im not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.m

People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

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