Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up that little shit wants to be gone down an alley
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
