Joke jokes

What do you call a bunch of llamas?

Alpaca llama.

I don't think jokes are very funny.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he gets to call someone father.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce out of school early!

What's a cow's favorite thing?

A mooooovie.

A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

Why do they call matches, matches?

They all look the same.

What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?

Getting the water bill.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?

A: Names.

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?

RHYME-STEIN.

Best way to do it.