Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.