Joke jokes
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
None of these jokes really took off.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.