Joke jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Aren't I badly good?
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.