Joke jokes
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.