Joke jokes
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
None of these jokes really took off.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"