Joke jokes
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"