Joke jokes
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What was I saying again?
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.