Joke jokes
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.