Joke jokes
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Best way to do it.