Joke jokes
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂