Joke jokes
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.