Joke jokes
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”