Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Joke Jokes
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
The person who is reading this.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
