Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
Joke Jokes
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Whatโs the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. ๐๐ญ๐
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
Itโs not hard.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but itโs a waste of time! ๐๐
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
