Joke jokes
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What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
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What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.