Joke jokes
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.