Joke jokes
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
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What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.