Joke jokes
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
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Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.