Joke

Joke jokes

Daddy

Knock, knock!

"Is that daddy?"

No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!

Wind

Two wind turbines are standing in a field.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."

Clock

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄

Grape

What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

Duck

Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."

Airplane

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

Anorexic

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

Neutron

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Tree

What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?

Bathroom

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European.

Fetus

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

MF

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐