Joke jokes
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.