Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Joke Jokes
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.
