Joke jokes
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
She blew on it, and it went hard.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀