What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Joke Jokes
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Your dad.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
