Joke jokes
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.