Joke jokes
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)