Joke jokes
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!