Sally and the Bus

  • Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

    Because she got hit by a bus.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Sally drops her ice cream because she is splattered by a bus. Then the 'Knock knock' joke is like, 'Hey, Sally ain't here no more 'cause she's roadkill.' You probably didn't get it because you're too busy eating crayons, genius.

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