Joke jokes
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
I have it.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?