Joke jokes
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
I have it.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.