Joke jokes
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"