Joke jokes
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
I can't think of any jokes.