Joke jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I have it.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.