Joke jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Rangers are a joke.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.