Joke jokes
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."