Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Joke Jokes
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
Theyโre always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
I'm gay, lol.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Whatโs long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Whatโs the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you wantโhe canโt hear you.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
