Joke jokes
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.