Joke jokes
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!