Joke jokes
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
Yo mama!
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD