Joke jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.