Joke jokes
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!