Joke jokes
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Hey daddy *winky face*
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"