Joke jokes
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke