Joke jokes
Yo mama!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!