Joke jokes
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!