Joke jokes
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.