How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Joke Jokes
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
So, no head?
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
