Joke jokes
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
So, no head?
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.