Joke jokes
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG