Joke jokes
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
So, no head?
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?