Joke jokes
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Kyle's penis is small.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.