Joke jokes
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."