Joke jokes
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
A baby seal walks into a club...