Joke jokes
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.