Joke jokes
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.