Joke jokes
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I don't know what to write here, just like...
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.