Joke jokes
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.