You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Joke Jokes
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
