Joke jokes
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.