Joke jokes
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.