Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Joke Jokes
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
