Joke jokes
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
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