Joke jokes
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!