Joke jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Donβt make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.