Joke jokes
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."