Joke jokes
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
π£: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Donβt orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause itβs a family business.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.