Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!