Joke jokes
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.