Joke jokes
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield