Joke jokes
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!