Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Joke Jokes
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
Joke start.
Punchline!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
