Joke

Joke jokes

Kid

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Mom

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Dark Humor

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

Emo

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

Car

Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?

Because his keys were inside of the ignition.

Kid

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Kid

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Twin Towers

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Love

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

Gender

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

Suicide

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Emo kid

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Fly

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.