Joke jokes
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.