Joke jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.