Joke jokes
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.