Joke jokes
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.