Joke jokes
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?