Joke jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!