Joke jokes
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.