Joke

Joke jokes

Donation

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

Orphan

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Orphan

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Pilot

Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.

Kid

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Emo

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

Kid

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Suicide

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Twin Towers

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Orphan

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

Priest

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

Guy

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Hairline

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Knot

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.