Joke jokes
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.