Joke jokes
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?