Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Joke Jokes
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
