Joke jokes
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
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Punchline!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.