Joke

Joke jokes

Dad

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Viagra

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.

Comma

What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

President

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Body

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Mate

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

Difference

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Library

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

People

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

Friend

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.