Joke jokes
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.