Joke jokes
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"