Joke jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!