Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Joke Jokes
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
