Joke jokes
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!