Joke jokes
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
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