Joke jokes
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.