Joke jokes

What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.

One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

I got udder jokes too.

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

So you're the one!

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"

Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Dark humor is like water.

Not everybody gets it.