Joke jokes
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
I got udder jokes too.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"