Joke jokes
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD