Joke jokes
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
I got udder jokes too.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.