Joke jokes
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
I got udder jokes too.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!