Joke jokes
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.