Joke jokes
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!