Joke jokes
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.