Joke jokes
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."