Joke jokes
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"