An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Joke Jokes
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
