Joke jokes
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!