Joke jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."