Joke jokes
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.