Joke jokes
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
I'm a rapist.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."