Joke jokes
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.