Joke jokes
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.