Joke jokes
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What is smegma name?
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"