Joke

Joke jokes

Baseball

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

Doorbell

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?

Because it got everybody's pokes!

Man

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."

Life

I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.

Orphan

Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

Gun

Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.

Girl

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Orphan

Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?

Their dad never came back with the milk!

6 9

Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

Friend

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.