Joke jokes
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.