Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Joke Jokes
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
