Joke jokes
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.