Joke jokes
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead yet!"
"But we're not there yet."
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.