Joke jokes
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.