Joke jokes
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.