Joke jokes
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.