Joke jokes
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.