Joke jokes
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.