Joke jokes
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.