Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
Princess Diana's Car Accident
Explanation
This is a dark joke that plays on the tragic death of Princess Diana in a car accident where she wasn't wearing a seatbelt. The joke uses a morbid twist by implying that her body parts were found in the car after the accident, using 'head and shoulders' as a reference to a common dandruff shampoo brand.
Comments (2)
Dan
what does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana both have in common? their last big hit was the wall
ynot
Once was more than sufficient.