Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
Princess Diana's Car Accident
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Explanation
This is a dark joke that plays on the tragic death of Princess Diana in a car accident where she wasn't wearing a seatbelt. The joke uses a morbid twist by implying that her body parts were found in the car after the accident, using 'head and shoulders' as a reference to a common dandruff shampoo brand.
Dan
what does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana both have in common? their last big hit was the wall
ynot
Once was more than sufficient.