Joke jokes
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.