Joke jokes
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.