Joke jokes
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.