Joke jokes
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.