Joke jokes
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.