Joke jokes
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!