Joke jokes
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.