Joke jokes
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆