Joke jokes
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.