Joke jokes
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."