Joke jokes
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.