What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Joke Jokes
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
