Joke jokes
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!