Joke jokes
Christmas special
Me: Can you describe Mrs. Claus in 3 words? Santa: Ho ho ho.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
Hi person reading this.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
I'm a rapist.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.