What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Joke Jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
