Joke jokes
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.
Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
I came here to laugh.
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.