Joke jokes
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.
Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(