Joke jokes
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.