Joke jokes
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
I'm a rapist.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman