Joke jokes
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!